Thank God it's Friday! I may not be a very religious person but after coming home from work this week I feel as though I need to repent for the amount of times I took God's name in vein. Every day I go to work pumped ready to shit out skittles for these customers; but when the clock strikes 10:15 I am ready to take a pineapple and shove it so far up their asses that I hope it bleeds.
November is month 3 for my time served at the old tech support penitentiary and every time, I feel as though I am serving 25 to life. If you've ever work as tech support at a call center you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. If you haven't count your lucky stars because God has saved you from getting your ears pounded with a 12 inch dildo. Speaking of dildos, any customer who calls in for tech support should be required to have a quick jerk off session before they get their issue resolved. The automated message would go like this; "If you have finished choking your chicken or patting the man in the canoe you may press 1 for tech support. If you have finished petting the kitty and beating off and are still angry press 2 and than keep chugging until you can't chug anymore". I think this improved system would result in very satisfied customers who would make me a happier person.
I may bitch a lot but this technical support job is one that I take great pleasure in. You learn to take the good with the bad and find a way to balance them both out so that your chi isn't fucked up for the rest of your life. Just kidding you guys! It will only fuck up your chi a little bit. The biggest thing I've learned while working here is that it's all about the little things. You have to take something from each day and make it enjoyable and fun to you.
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